A Beautiful Day, with Hope for the Formerly Hopeless
Isn't it a wonderful world! The sun is streaming into the house. My tummy is full of sausage and eggs.. and a lot of delicious Gevalia coffee. On the radio, I'm listening to the Diane Rheem Show interviewing a Duke University neurologist who has done experiments with rhesus monkeys that show that thoughts can create motion outside of the body! He has great hopes that his research will help trigger rehabilitation therapy (cures?) for victims of Parkinsons, and also for persons who suffer paralysis, and other neurological ailments. His name is Miguel Nicolelis and he has written a book that I can't wait to read: Beyond Boundaries.
A Beautiful Night, with no Hope for the Continuously Hopeless
Last night, my son and his beautiful wife treated Elaine and me to a great feast at the Texas Roadhouse. Steak and salmon and ribs.. done just the way we all wanted them to be cooked. Lots of peanuts to eat.. lots of peanut hulls on the floor. Lots of fun.
Of course, everyone had to put up with my weird antics. At one point, I was telling about my laptop recovery activity and as I showed them how I pushed down on the computer's F8 key, I, instead, pushed down on the edge of my fork and thrust it off into the stratosphere, much to the amazement and amusement of everyone in the vicinity. Luckily, nobody was stabbed.
In an attempt to regain my composure, I asked the waitress to bring me a frosty mug for my beer. (Apparently, I am the only person in the U.S. that doesn't drink their beer directly out of the bottle.) As I casually poured my beer into the mug, it overflowed before I could do Elaine's trick of sticking a finger in the froth to stop the flow. Now that I had inundated the table and napkins with Sam Adams Winter Ale, after conducting a physics experiment with my fork, everyone could relax and enjoy their meals.
Computer Stuff.. skip it if you don't give a damn
I am typing this on that laptop that I mentioned. I love the way it works for me.. usually. But it has this tendency to not recognise certain codes that are generated and passed from module to module. The first time this happened, I sent the laptop back to Dell and they returned it in workable condition.
A few months later, it happened again and I found that if I tried the reboot option 20 or more times, it would apparently say to itself: "The poor chump has given it 20 tries, lets give him a break this time," and the laptop would start working again. This happened a few times more.
After a year or so of quiescence, recently, it started its antics again. But this time, no matter how many times I tried to reboot, it still did not recognise the codes necessary to continue properly. So I tried any number of tests that could be done, including a 12 hour check of all memory and components, with no success. I even went into "command mode", but could not remember the DOS commands that would be of any help.
Finally, I began to concentrate on the computer's F8 key. I hoped that this would get me into what us old computer types call "Safe Mode", although I didn't know what that would do. I tried every combination of F8 pressure.. except one.. with no success. Finally, in exasperation, I tried the last resort.. I pressed the F8 key and held it down before and during the pressing of the restart button. It worked! Now I am back in business and can take a look at the 892 email messages that have built up while I was "computer-less."
OK.. OK.. for those who know me.. yes, I do have other computers. I have the desktop that I use as the base for my internal network, I have a small notebook computer, I have a clone of the first portable computer ever made, and I have two cracked screen laptops. They all work.
If you haven't heard the story of how one of the laptops got its cracked screen, let me know. It's a great story. I've told the story somewhere in one of my blogs.
Fly me to the Moon
My son and one of my sons-in-law showed me a remarkable feature on their DROIDs. Since I also have a DROID, I, of course, wanted that feature. Besides it is free. It's called GOOGLE SKY, and my wonderful relatives downloaded the APP (application) for me. Now, whenever I want to know what that bright light is way up there in the heavens, I can hold my DROID up, pointed to the object, and it will let me know if it is Jupiter, or Saturn, or the Moon, or Sky-Lab.
It also shows the outlines of the sky features, such as the Big Dipper (Ursa Major) or Cassiopeia. This is the fantastic product of an amazing computer programmer! How he or she did this bends my mind. I love it!
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My hour is up.. see ya!
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This is a quick (one hour) commentary on happenings in the news (local and National). An attempt is always made to give the comments in a humorous way, if that is appropriate. The main purpose of this blog is to make the reader THINK.
Friday, December 30, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Brain Power
I haven't added to this blog for a while and I know that everybody is wondering why. (Actually nobody noticed.)
Anyway, today I want to share with you a game that I invented and call "Joe's Triplets." Many years ago, before the age of cell phones that contained games and other fantastic "apps", I would get bored driving or being driven for long trips. Looking for license plates from other States quickly loses interest. Something else was needed. So, I developed this game:
As you progress through an area with parked or moving cars, check out the first three letters of selected license plates. Take those three letters and make up words or phrases using those letters, in order. It's as simple as that, but mind-expanding if you concentrate. For example, last Tuesday, while walking through the Social Security Headquarters parking lot in Baltimore, I copied down the first three letters from the license plates of some of the cars I passed. As I did, I made up words and phrases from the letters, and wrote them down as follows: (the parking lot guard watched me very carefully as I did this)
Letters Phrase or Word Examples
MPW manpower moping wimp lame paws
KPL Park Place dark palace take a pulse
HDR header hot dog relish shade roller
KBF black buffalo kick-boxing fighter pink bifocals
MTF mountain flower a minute to five mouthy fink!
XCZ excess zest extra cut zinnias tax-cut denizens
KHS pink house skinheads thick thumbs
LTL little last lamb Atlanta Lions
WYC Wayne County Why complain? chewy cupcakes
KYH keyhole frisky hound skinny youth
Now I know that some license plates do not start with all letters, so I have developed this variant. If the first three positions of the plate start with any of the numbers from 1 to 9, change the numbers to the corresponding letters of the alphabet, A through I. (Zero always counts as the letter O.)
68Z becomes FHZ - fish zipper fight zone flashy Amazon
32J becomes CBJ - Cabin John I can buy Jello. Crummy beer joint!
7K6 becomes GKF - aging kinfolk Go kill the fleas! eighty kingfishers
I must warn you, this becomes addictive. I've been doing it for many many years and I can't stop. However, if you do try this game, in no time at all, you will have stretched and enriched your brain so much that Mr. Alzheimer will be unable to penetrate it. Soon, you will be as smart as Professor Einstein...
I guarantee it!
Happy New Year 2012!
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Anyway, today I want to share with you a game that I invented and call "Joe's Triplets." Many years ago, before the age of cell phones that contained games and other fantastic "apps", I would get bored driving or being driven for long trips. Looking for license plates from other States quickly loses interest. Something else was needed. So, I developed this game:
As you progress through an area with parked or moving cars, check out the first three letters of selected license plates. Take those three letters and make up words or phrases using those letters, in order. It's as simple as that, but mind-expanding if you concentrate. For example, last Tuesday, while walking through the Social Security Headquarters parking lot in Baltimore, I copied down the first three letters from the license plates of some of the cars I passed. As I did, I made up words and phrases from the letters, and wrote them down as follows: (the parking lot guard watched me very carefully as I did this)
Letters Phrase or Word Examples
MPW manpower moping wimp lame paws
KPL Park Place dark palace take a pulse
HDR header hot dog relish shade roller
KBF black buffalo kick-boxing fighter pink bifocals
MTF mountain flower a minute to five mouthy fink!
XCZ excess zest extra cut zinnias tax-cut denizens
KHS pink house skinheads thick thumbs
LTL little last lamb Atlanta Lions
WYC Wayne County Why complain? chewy cupcakes
KYH keyhole frisky hound skinny youth
Now I know that some license plates do not start with all letters, so I have developed this variant. If the first three positions of the plate start with any of the numbers from 1 to 9, change the numbers to the corresponding letters of the alphabet, A through I. (Zero always counts as the letter O.)
68Z becomes FHZ - fish zipper fight zone flashy Amazon
32J becomes CBJ - Cabin John I can buy Jello. Crummy beer joint!
7K6 becomes GKF - aging kinfolk Go kill the fleas! eighty kingfishers
I must warn you, this becomes addictive. I've been doing it for many many years and I can't stop. However, if you do try this game, in no time at all, you will have stretched and enriched your brain so much that Mr. Alzheimer will be unable to penetrate it. Soon, you will be as smart as Professor Einstein...
I guarantee it!
Happy New Year 2012!
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